10 lies about my body

1. I ate a 5 foot-long subway then i grew 0.35 meters.
2. when i was little i did a fart that caused global warming but the smell faded away after 5 years.
3. i was born on a rocket in 1964 and i flew to the moon then my body absorbed a alien force slime making me beautiful?.
4. i was 6 when i got shot in the eye (with some kind of liquid), it did no damage to me but it did give me no contact in the right eye.
5. my stomach stopped a nuke from hitting Australia but the gas burned my hole body and made my skin chocolate colored.
6. i'm tall because my dad stretched me with his 5 meter roller.
7. i have two big buck teeth because i’m related to bugs bunny.
8. when i was 4 my toe got cut by a chief at kings-gate because my toe looked like a union.
9. i have a metal plate in my head because i had surgery for a new skull when my brother kicked me in the head.
10. i am very hairy because my dad is half wooky.