my country

shrekadonky

flag:

this flag represents shrek for the green, the blue stands for the smurfs that died here defending this land before we killed them, the trippiness represents how we created time travel and the red reminds us of our main fruit (akunamatata’s).

history:

the land that we now live on today was once owned by smurfs in 2456….when shrek and donkey sailed out from the shore of far far away they traveled here and used a fruit they found to kill the smurfs called akunamatata, the smurfs were allergic to them and the effect of eating them was….non-stop diarya, nausea, hallucination then leading them to sudden death. shrek and donkey claimed this land on the 12/4/2456.

capital: hogwarts

Hogwarts was first owned by harry potter until shrek swallowed him, the population there is now at 172,637,19. it is approximately 3700 killermeters big and contains over 700,000 motels.

main sports:

shreker games is shrekadonkey’s main sport, it includes 24 people going into shreks swamp. the aim of the game is to not get eaten by shrek. if the game goes for longer than 2 weeks the game will be canceled and the remaining players may leave. another sport is frozen, there is 4 males and 4 women that go in a snowstorm, all of the players must fight to the death by doing a spitball fight until dragons are released by snotlout. then they must try and take down the dragon to win the frozen games.

map:

trading:

shrekadonkey’s trades are very well known because of our rare items. we trade fruit, plants, materials and other building sources. we know that other country’s will not betray or some how trick us, because if they do we pull out our transformers.

this is optimischicken.

king and queen:

shrek for some reason did not ask/want to be king of a country he found. he handed the Throne to king arthur and made  princess leia queen of shrekadonkey but later on donkey rised up to the throne and his wife (the dragon) ate princess leia.

population:

shrekadonkey has a population of 3.7 billion people. thats 37% of the world population, the city that contains the most people is nuketown. it contains 1.7billion people and is around 5-7 thousand killermeters big and uses half of the country’s resources.