10 lies about my dog

10 lies about my dog

1. my dog can fly to space in 3 seconds
2. he is every single speeches of dogs
3. his name is fluffy bacca1279
4. my dog was born in the titanic
5. my dog is 23.12 meters tall and 27.43 meters long
6. he likes to shove cats into his noose
7. he likes to wear tight jeans and snapbacks
8. when he walks down the street he likes talking  walls
9. if he wears my clothes he does an accident like a russian
10. when he's at school he tells his friends he's a wooky