more nonsense
i once jumped in a pool of air it hurt my bum :(
when i hopped out the pool my house was full of lava and puppies also my grandma came out the oven with cookies.
after all the lava was swallowed by my mum she puked it out by a river with a newborn speeches in it that just went instinct.
my friend comes over and he says i made a ps5 when my tv turns on and it shows the new ps5….i punch him inside his nose and shove a booger in his mouth and he falls out my window...he lands on a ant….the ant breaks the fall so i shoot him with my water pistol now he’s dead.
suddenly i see a jar of jam walking down the street eating people then i see a alien ship come down and then toast take the jam into the ship and fly to planet poopoo pancake and there's morgan freeman sitting on a stone chair with an axe made out of gummy bears he smashes the jam and the jam turns into toast.
my mum gets arrested for stealing a toothbrush...she gets sentence 70 years in prison.
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